Xapa Characters

The overconfident, narcissistic CEO who believes his way is the only way. 

 Judgmental drama-queen who uses her positions in Accounting and HR to meddle in everyone’s business.

Marketing guru and resident starry-eyed optimist / poster child for Toxic Positivity.

Engineer who talks a big game, but lacks the power-skills or life experience to back it up.

Perennial pessimist, master of self-sabotage, and still the top salesperson at Joyworx.

Perpetual temp who has mastered the art of disappearing at the first sign of trouble.

 Perfectionist, people-pleasing operations expert who can fix anything—except her own boundaries. 

Bloviating, out-of-touch creative whose old-fashioned ideas often get in the way of being innovative

Socially awkward barista whose stand-up routine leaves a trail of misread cues and accidental insults.